You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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