Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
there's paper in my vomit.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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