Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Randomize
