Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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