I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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