He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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