Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
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