we're blogging at a bar
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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