Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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