Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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