we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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