This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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