"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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