So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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