Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
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