I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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