Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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