Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
