It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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