Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
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