I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I know her cup size but not her name....
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