ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
i dont even know how to be here
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
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