Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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