we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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