who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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