i dedicated my morning wood to you.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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