Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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