you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
Randomize
