used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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