i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
