nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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