Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Randomize