Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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