he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
last night I used snow as a chaser
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