I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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