he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Randomize
