From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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