I think my vagina is haunted
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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