Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
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