Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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