I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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