If i come over, it means nothing
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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