I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
being pregnant is like rehab
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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