im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Randomize
