So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
