Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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