i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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