Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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