but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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