I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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