i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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