it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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