people are starting to question the shark bite story
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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