I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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