Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Randomize
