It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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